1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow
2. Send it to the girl you like
3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
i have literally watched this about 100 times since reblogging it the first time
This is so accurate it hurts
Hide and seek.
I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.
for “some reason” this post always gets circulated around the Fourth of July
whatever happy Fourth, nerds.
4th of July posts
the last one killed me. … i can’t even .
IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES
AMERICA DAY BITCHES
THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY
A strong independent dog who don’t need no man